People are talking about the worldwide phenomenon of crop circles - huge designs that have been appearing in farmers? fields for more than twenty years, patterns that grow larger and more complex with each passing season. What are these things about? Who (or what) is responsible for them? What are their implications?

You're never far from insanity when you visit the Tokino Bathhouse. A charmed sword might fall into the wrong hands. You might get squashed by a giant, drunk dog. A manga-addicted cyborg might tell you that the world is about to come to an end. But hey, if things get too crazy you can take a trip back in time to see what our heroines were like in the old days.

Kazuto may get his heart sucked dry by a vampire from space! Everyone has turned into kindergarteners and Val has to learn the joys of single motherhood! A karaoke contest is coming to town and Spot was last seen tuning his guitar! How could things get any more insane? Well, Ms. Sanada and the Catgirls just chartered a bus for a wild weekend getaway and spooky Auntie Mehm has bought a miniskirt!

That Valkyrie Ghost always looked like trouble, and now she proves just how much trouble she can be! This cat-eyed beauty with a fashion sense that leans toward the dominatrix line is back and no man is safe from her charms! Particularly not Kazuto, who becomes the spiky-haired pawn in a super-powered grrl-fight that threatens to destroy everything!

Princess Pharm has come to Earth and she seems bent on making out with every girl wearing glasses. (And if they're not wearing glasses, she has an extra pair!) The Princess Inarba shows up and tries to punish everyone for their wicked ways. To top it all off, Sanada's stripping down to her undies in the nearest phone booth because... Oh, it's too much to explain here!

The blessed day is drawing near for Valkyrie and Kazuto, but that doesn't mean things are all pretty flowers and over-priced cake. Oh, no! First you have Laine discovering the magical time-traveling powers of a nice warm bath. Unfortunately, it results in three versions of the little pest running around causing havoc. Plus, ruthless pirates are creeping closer to the Royal Family's treasure as we speak. To top things off, Little Valkyrie just decided to run away from home.

There is so much to do and only a bunch of goofballs to make sure it all goes as planned, so Valkyrie and Kazuto have to get it in gear in order to get married. Or better yet, to make sure it happens at all. Because, well... In this bunch, you never know what could go wrong. There will be some new faces, some old friends, and if we're lucky, there just might be a wedding!

When the alien Princess Valkyrie destroys Kazuto's bathhouse, mortally wounding him in the process, dark clouds seem poised to rain on his parade of optimism. With a magical kiss, the princess saves Kazuto's life, but at a grave cost to her own: transformed into an 8 year old, she is stranded on Earth, unable to fend for herself.

At the Tokino bathhouse, life seems to get weirder by the second. The Interstellar Pirate Guild wants to kidnap Valkyrie. Yet another spaceship crash-lands on Earth, piloted by a deceptive, shape-shifting she-devil who will stop at nothing to win Valkyrie's love. And finally, when a gaggle of overworked catgirls boards a bus to head for a vacation at the beach, the hilarity goes into overdrive!

Kazuto is forced to sell his bathhouse. He builds a new bathhouse on an unassuming asteroid. There's a heated battle with the Interstellar Pirate's Guild. A hot spring gushes out of the asteroid. And then, a Valhallian leader makes a proposal that Valkyrie can't refuse: return home and get married immediately! When Kazuto battles his way to the royal planet to rescue Val, things don't exactly turn out as planned.

Despite his parents' protests, Kazuto Tokino has taken it upon himself to run his late grandfather's bathhouse. But when the alien Princess Valkyrie destroys the bathhouse, mortally wounding Kazuto in the process, dark clouds seem poised to rain on his parade of optimism. With a magical kiss, the princess saves Kazuto's life, but at a grave cost to her own: transformed into an 8-year old, she is stranded on Earth, unable to fend for herself.

It's time to scrape your jaw off the bathhouse floor and get an eyeful of the wildest maidens this side of Valhalla! Watch your favorite girls wiggling and jiggling in and out of outfits so revealing they may as well wear nothing. Except glasses. Because Princess Pharm's in town, and she's cruising the local high school looking for chicks that can pull off the bookish and busty look.