DVDs Starting With 'U'

You're never far from insanity when you visit the Tokino Bathhouse. A charmed sword might fall into the wrong hands. You might get squashed by a giant, drunk dog. A manga-addicted cyborg might tell you that the world is about to come to an end. But hey, if things get too crazy you can take a trip back in time to see what our heroines were like in the old days.

Kazuto may get his heart sucked dry by a vampire from space! Everyone has turned into kindergarteners and Val has to learn the joys of single motherhood! A karaoke contest is coming to town and Spot was last seen tuning his guitar! How could things get any more insane? Well, Ms. Sanada and the Catgirls just chartered a bus for a wild weekend getaway and spooky Auntie Mehm has bought a miniskirt!

That Valkyrie Ghost always looked like trouble, and now she proves just how much trouble she can be! This cat-eyed beauty with a fashion sense that leans toward the dominatrix line is back and no man is safe from her charms! Particularly not Kazuto, who becomes the spiky-haired pawn in a super-powered grrl-fight that threatens to destroy everything!

When the alien Princess Valkyrie destroys Kazuto's bathhouse, mortally wounding him in the process, dark clouds seem poised to rain on his parade of optimism. With a magical kiss, the princess saves Kazuto's life, but at a grave cost to her own: transformed into an 8 year old, she is stranded on Earth, unable to fend for herself.

At the Tokino bathhouse, life seems to get weirder by the second. The Interstellar Pirate Guild wants to kidnap Valkyrie. Yet another spaceship crash-lands on Earth, piloted by a deceptive, shape-shifting she-devil who will stop at nothing to win Valkyrie's love. And finally, when a gaggle of overworked catgirls boards a bus to head for a vacation at the beach, the hilarity goes into overdrive!

It's time to scrape your jaw off the bathhouse floor and get an eyeful of the wildest maidens this side of Valhalla! Watch your favorite girls wiggling and jiggling in and out of outfits so revealing they may as well wear nothing. Except glasses. Because Princess Pharm's in town, and she's cruising the local high school looking for chicks that can pull off the bookish and busty look.

Valkyrie is a member of the Intergalagtic Royal Family of Valhalla. She is elegant, beautiful, and a really bad driver. She crashes her spaceship right through the roof of the Tokino bathhouse and onto the head of its owner, Kazuto. To save his life, Valkyrie gives up half of her very soul. Oddly enough, it works! Katzuto is resurrected, but, there's one small side effect: Valkyrie. She has transformed into half her age. She's cute, cuddly, and nutty as a pit-bull (and then things start to get weird).

The big wedding is just around the corner, so it's time to get prepared. Nope, it's not the rehearsal dinner; it's the rehearsal for married life! Princess Mehm is worried about the obvious complications surrounding the relationship between Kazuto and his age-challenged fiancee Valkyrie. So, the blue-lipped beauty has ordered the two to participate in a role-playing sim to see how they handle the day-to-day drudgery of 'til death do us part.

The insanity continues each time you visit the Tokino Bathhouse. It's nothing less than a wacky trip into a world of crazy comedy, loopy characters, and enough nubile bathers to pop your eyes out of your head! There's only one UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie, and this collection is the Golden Orb that holds the key to all kinds of madcap shenanigans!

Set in sixteenth-century Japan, a period of bloody civil war, Ugetsu is equally rooted in the postwar psyche of 1950s Japan. Focusing on an ambitious potter haunted by a beautiful ghost and a farmer who dreams of becoming a samurai, Ugetsu offers a commentary on the delusions of lust and power, the folly of war, and the stoic suffering of women.

Officier Fo (Yuen Biao from Deadly Melody, Dragon From Shaolin) has cracked numerous difficult cases, proving to be an asset within the police force. Despite the recognition he has achieved, Fo gives up his job to become a monk. But due to a series of mysterious and supernatural events, he finds himself back in Hong Kong to assist undercover policeman Lung (Chan).

People are talking about the worldwide phenomenon of crop circles - huge designs that have been appearing in farmers' fields for more than twenty years, patterns that grow larger and more complex with each passing season.