With rare exception, girls are fatally drawn to jerks! Upon discovering this sore and sobering truth, Penny takes it upon herself to form her own underground club to identify these boneheads and cure her girl friends of their addiction to them. But her plan comes crumbling down when she is falsely accused of actually going out with one of these guys. And it doesn't help that she finds herself falling in love with him!

Penny has a great boyfriend, the anti-Pyrite revolution continues to grow, and everything seems like it's going great... but is it? With Hannah working some back-stabbing magic behind the scenes, Orion going from affectionate to clingy a little too quickly for comfort, and school and costume work piling up, Penny may be a little more over her head than head over heels!